Questions
The short answers. The long answers are in the videos.
What is Beastymoos?
Legendary creatures from around the world, and the music videos they star in. Every one of them turned out to be soft.
Does the Dodo really do his own stunts?
Every one. He can't fly, so falling is the only way down, and he has decided to be excellent at it.
Who is it for?
Children, and the grown-ups who watch with them. Each video is about three and a half minutes long, with a story, a song you can sing back, and a lot of dancing.
Why does the Chupacabra hate the posters?
Have you seen the posters? A hundred teeth. The Chupacabra has two.
Where can we watch?
Right here, on the Watch page. Each video plays there from its release day. They are free.
Is Lottle a fish?
No. Lottle is an axolotl, which is a kind of salamander. The frills are how an axolotl breathes under water, and Lottle keeps them for life.
What should we know before pressing Play?
Every video has music and sound. Pressing Play loads the YouTube player, and nothing plays until you press it.
Is the Baku shy?
About the trunk. Only about the trunk.
Are they really that soft?
We have chosen to report the facts as we found them, and the facts are soft.
Who sings the Dodo's song?
El Cuero. He has a song of his own too: The Coolest Creatures on the Water.
Can I buy one?
Not yet. Beastymoos soft toys are in the works, and we would rather get them right than get them fast. There is a queue, and it is orderly. Join it here.
How big is the Agogwe?
Knee-high to a grown-up, and much fluffier than he needs to be.
How does the queue work?
It is optional, and for grown-ups. When the toys are ready, we will email the queue in order. You do not need to join to watch the videos.
Is the Yeti real?
The Yeti has declined to answer, which is exactly what a real Yeti would do.
My child now checks the garden for footprints.
This is the intended behaviour.
A note for parents
If you’re a parent reading this, don’t worry. We’re not trying to sell your children anything. There are no adverts on this site and nothing to buy.
We don’t ask for any information either, unless a grown-up chooses to join the queue for the soft toys or to send us a message, and then it is just an email address. The toys are in the works, and should reach the shops around Christmas 2027.
Contact us
Still have a question? Ask us here, and we will write back. Press, shops and hellos are welcome too.
This is for grown-ups. Children, please ask a grown-up to write to us for you.